Bigfoot Stole My Wife / I Am Bigfoot

Bigfoot Stole My Wife / I Am Bigfoot: Short stories by Ron CarlsonToday we have two linked stories from Ron Carlson: Bigfoot Stole My Wife and I am Bigfoot. In the first, despite a host of context clues suggesting that the protagonist’s wife has left him, shame and denial lead him to believe that the legendary Bigfoot has abducted her. Using flawed logic, he argues that this must be true because another seemingly impossible event in his life was also true. The story opens with the line: “The problem is credibility.” In the ironic second story, credibility comes as Bigfoot issues a fearful warning to all men of the world.

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They’re Made Out Of Meat

They're Made Out Of Meat: Short story by Terry BissonAt first read, this very short story by Terry Bisson appears to be a humorous exchange with little substance. Two alien space explorers are discussing whether to make contact with a newly discovered intelligent life form. They are uneasy about it because the life form seems to be composed entirely of meat. The major theme of the story is prejudice: the aliens consider themselves above all other life. How can beings so different to them be capable of such advanced thought? Also, an interesting dietary theme: Is it right that one sentient life form (man) kills and eats others (animals)?

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Identities

Identities: Short story by W. D. ValgardsonIn this story from W. D. Valgardson, the smell of burning leaves on a Saturday morning evokes pleasant memories for a man of childhood drives in the countryside. With his family otherwise occupied, he decides to leave his up-market neighborhood and re-live the experience. Unfortunately, the open spaces of his youth have been replaced by urban sprawl. Late in the day, he finds himself lost in a seedy, seemingly dangerous neighborhood. A stop to call home and warn his family that he will be late for dinner is the last act in his life. Themes: nostalgia, appearance, prejudice, stereotyping, misjudgement.

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Wedding Night

Wedding Night: Short story by Sait Faik AbasıyanıkIn this touching story by Sait Faik Abasıyanık, a Turkish father belatedly registers the birth of his sixteen-year-old son so he can get married. Fortunately, the boy looks much older than he is. The minimum marriage age is twenty, and he must be registered as being twenty-four because his bride, who he has never seen, is twenty-six! The poor boy has been plied with alcohol, and is trembling like he did at his circumcision four years earlier. After a shaky start, they emerge from the bridal chamber happy. Themes include tradition, arranged marriages, naivety, anxiety, confusion.

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Ann and the Cow

Ann and the Cow: Quick Read by Johannes V. JensenIn this story by Johannes Jensen, an old woman stands knitting beside her cow at a Danish fair. The cow is in good condition and soon comes to the interest of buyers. Several men ask how much she wants for it, but to each she replies It is not for sale. People begin to gossip about her, and one man accuses her of coming to the fair to make fun of people. She hasn’t, and has a good reason for being there. Themes include isolation and loneliness, human-animal connection, poverty, the plight of the rural elderly.

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Passing Wind

Passing Wind: Flash story by Lydia DavisFor me, the most enjoyable aspect of this humorous flash story from Lydia Davis is that it describes an embarrassing situation we have all probably encountered: after going to great lengths to silently pass wind among a group of strangers, the smell gives us away. Do we say nothing, excuse ourselves, or immediately cast a dirty look at the person standing next to us? Here the narrator faces a slightly different dilemma. She tries to think of a polite way to let a guest know that if he didn’t do it, then it wasn’t her but the dog.

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A Man Who Had No Eyes

A Man Who Had No Eyes: Short story by MacKinlay KantorIn this story by MacKinlay Kantor, a blind peddler stops a man in the street to sell him a cigarette lighter. The man buys one and, in the hope of getting extra money, the peddler tells him a sob story about how he lost his sight after being held back while trying to escape poison gas released during a factory chemical explosion. The customer points out an error in his story, and how blindness need not be a hindrance to success. Themes include positivity and self-belief vs. denial and self-pity, bitterness, manipulation, deceit, cowardice.

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My Name / Geraldo No Last Name

My Name / Geraldo No Last Name: Short story by Sandra CisnerosWhat’s in a name? These two vignettes from Sandra Cisneros answer the question from different viewpoints. The narrator is unhappy with the anglicized spelling of her name (Esperanza) but proud of what it symbolizes — the strength of her great-grandmother who defied the Mexican stereotype of women being weak and subservient to their men. It provides a link to her heritage. Neighbor Geraldo, who illegally entered the USA for a better life, has no official name or identity. One moment, full of life and promise at a dance club. The next, dead with nobody to care or mourn his passing.

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