Mrs. Whitaker is a nice old lady with nice friends, who lives in a nice house in a nice neighborhood. She was also living a nice, peaceful life until one day her routine was interrupted by Sir Galahad, a handsome knight on a quest to find the Holy Grail. So begins this Neil Gaiman fantasy. Having recently bought the Grail at an op-shop, Mrs. Whitaker refuses Galahad’s offers of the Sword of Invincibility and Apple of (eternal) Life in exchange. Fortunately, the lad finds two other items that she thinks would look better on the mantelpiece!
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